I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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