ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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