im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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