How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
