I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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