i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
