Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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