their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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