But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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