what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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