I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
