I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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