I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Everything about him screamed your future.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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