Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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