Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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