I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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