o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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