i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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