This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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