And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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