I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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