Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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