ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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