Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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