I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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