is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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