ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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