seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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