I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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