she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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