You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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