People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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