it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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