Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I believe in your delicious
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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