drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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