I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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