I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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