Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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