We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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