Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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