Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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