Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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