u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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