You can't motorboat a personality
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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