your room smells of hookers.
And success
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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