So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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