Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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