its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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