That's when you crack a 10am beer
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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