remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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