I love black thongs
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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